Can I just move to Toronto please, Canada?
Okay, I know. I looked at your immigration site and I don't have a standing job offer, nor am I qualified in any of the careers you're actively recruiting for. But my other dream locale is San Diego and you're the only East Coast city I'd give up year round awesome weather for.
I guess I do have family somewhere deep in the heart of French Canada... but I don't know if they'd sponsor me. You know, considering I haven't seen them since I was a toddler.
But seriously, I love your city on the Lake, the great Tdot. And I grew up near New York. People go apeshit for it where I currently reside, but between you and me—it's allright. Toronto? Way more fun, way better vibe. Plus, you celebrated my arrival with a Day of the Dead festival.
I love you more than words.